Conversation with Spencer today:
Spencer: Did Jesus make our bodies?
Me: Yes (Didn't want to get into a whole technical discussion about conception with him)
Spencer: Did He make giants?
Spencer: Who did then? Scientists? Is it a potion?
Me: Giants aren't real.
Spencer: What about monsters? Did He make monsters?
Me: Monsters aren't real either.
Spencer: I saw a vampire once.
Me: Really? Where?
Spencer: I can't remember but he said Jesus made him.
13 hours ago