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Conversation with Spencer today:

Spencer: Did Jesus make our bodies?

Me: Yes (Didn't want to get into a whole technical discussion about conception with him)

Spencer: Did He make giants?

Me: No

Spencer: Who did then? Scientists? Is it a potion?

Me: Giants aren't real.

Spencer: What about monsters? Did He make monsters?

Me: Monsters aren't real either.

Spencer: I saw a vampire once.

Me: Really? Where?

Spencer: I can't remember but he said Jesus made him.