Top Five Things I Wish I Had
1. A USB Port behind my ear so that I could plug in every night and download all my thoughts to my computer.
2. A calendar in my head with an alarm so that I would never forget appointments or tasks.
3. A retractable pencil in one of my fingers.
4. Some kind of filter on my mouth so that things I say without thinking won't be heard by the rest of the world.
5. Most of Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's cures.
10 hours ago