Setting: Sophomore High School American History Class
Time: Early 1990s
Mr. Robertson: The World Wide Web went public today. Anyone can access it...blah blah blah...internet...blah blah blah...big deal....blah blah blah.
Jennifer (In her head): Who really cares about this?? When will I ever use the world wide web or something called the internet?
Today is my birthday. I am 36
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