Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon?

For you, Suzy!!

What is it with teenage boys these days?

I'm tired of long hair.

I'm tired of seeing their underwear.

I'm tired of their faux hawks.

I'm tired of them crossing the street really slowly when you are trying to turn your car and looking at you like you are some kind of retard.

I really don't like the latest model of teenage boys.

I'm glad not a teenage girl right now. I'd have a hard time finding a guy to like. Even the celebrities are nothing to look at. I guess this might mean I'm old. Fine. I'm old, but I'm right.

Let's Compare:

The World's Original Heartthrob: Jake Ryan

Of course we have to have Ferris

And hot!!

Even nerdy Michael Seaver was better than:


1 comment:

Suzy said...

I couldn't agree more...add to the list Christian Slater in all his 80's glory and it sounds about right. Although the baggy jeans are a bit better than the skinny, tight EMO jeans and black guy-liner. Those are just plain sick and wrong.

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