Sweetest conversation ever occurred as kids were discussing who they will marry in the future:
Christopher: I don't know who I will marry.
Chris: She'll probably be pretty. Like Mom.
Me: I'm hope she's prettier than me.
Christopher: (In the sweetest, most sincere voice) There's no one prettier than you, Mom.
Me: (In my head) There's no one good enough for you, Son.
A new nose.
9 hours ago